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This is about hip replacement. Two of the band are artificial hipsters. We're the ones who have the moves!

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Artificial Hipster Remix Oct 2016 (Feb 2018)
Song by Anna Durkacz Ryan

Guitar intro then Fiddle riff x2
When I woke up in the morning Em
I couldn’t get out of bed B
Couldn’t even roll right over Em
So I went back to sleep instead. B

That was the way of it Em
Couldn’t walk without crutches B
I could barely shift at all Em
I was cruising for a fall. B

So I waited on the list Em
Saw a physiotherapist B
Got so used to popping pills Em
Couldn’t tell if I was ill. B

Chorus No, no no no no no… Em B
Don’t give me that consternation, A
I’ve got 90 degree rotation Em
I’ve got full mobilisation A
Don’t need no manipulation B
Give me that emancipation A
I’ve got 90 degree rotation Em
I’ve got full mobilisation A
Don’t need no manipulation B

Fiddle riff x2
They put me in a hospital gown Em
In a lift I travelled down B
To the operating room Em
Wheeling me right to my doom B

Laid me out upon the slab Em
Another pill, another jab B
As I began to slip away Em
I saw the chainsaw come my way… B

Chorus: No, no no no no no…
Don’t give me that consternation, A
I’ve got 90 degree rotation Em
I’ve got full mobilisation A
Don’t need no manipulation B
Give me that emancipation A
I’ve got 90 degree rotation Em
I’ve got full mobilisation A
Don’t need no manipulation B

Fiddle riff x2
No, no no no no no no….
Slow down to finish

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from The Professors of Logic Come of Age, released August 1, 2019
song by Anna Durkacz Ryan

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