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This is about hip replacement. Two of the band are artificial hipsters. We're the ones who have the moves!
lyrics
Artificial Hipster Remix Oct 2016 (Feb 2018)
Song by Anna Durkacz Ryan
Guitar intro then Fiddle riff x2
When I woke up in the morning Em
I couldn’t get out of bed B
Couldn’t even roll right over Em
So I went back to sleep instead. B
That was the way of it Em
Couldn’t walk without crutches B
I could barely shift at all Em
I was cruising for a fall. B
So I waited on the list Em
Saw a physiotherapist B
Got so used to popping pills Em
Couldn’t tell if I was ill. B
Chorus No, no no no no no… Em B
Don’t give me that consternation, A
I’ve got 90 degree rotation Em
I’ve got full mobilisation A
Don’t need no manipulation B
Give me that emancipation A
I’ve got 90 degree rotation Em
I’ve got full mobilisation A
Don’t need no manipulation B
Fiddle riff x2
They put me in a hospital gown Em
In a lift I travelled down B
To the operating room Em
Wheeling me right to my doom B
Laid me out upon the slab Em
Another pill, another jab B
As I began to slip away Em
I saw the chainsaw come my way… B
Chorus: No, no no no no no…
Don’t give me that consternation, A
I’ve got 90 degree rotation Em
I’ve got full mobilisation A
Don’t need no manipulation B
Give me that emancipation A
I’ve got 90 degree rotation Em
I’ve got full mobilisation A
Don’t need no manipulation B
Fiddle riff x2
No, no no no no no no….
Slow down to finish
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