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Anna wrote this for Al's 64th birthday.

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64-Wheel Drive March 2018 ADR
I’ve always been a fiddler and I’ve tried some other things D
Until at last I felt the need to spread my little wings C A
So I turned round and I saw him standing there D
Big Al at 64 years old, and none the worse for wear C A

He was the blackbelt master of the grooviest guitar D
I wanted to learn some so I sidled up to the bar C A
Bought him a double whisky and a wee snifter for myself D
I said “You gotta teach me, I’ve put my fiddle on the shelf” C A

I said teach me, teach me, teach me guitar G
You can teach me in the bathroom, you can teach me in the car D
Come on, come on, come on, give me a lesson, G
You know you really want to so just cut the discussion A

He’d come down from the mountains in his flashy 4-wheel drive
Just survived a snow storm and was glad to be alive
He said It’s gonna cost you, you must be aware
My services don’t come cheap, so you must be prepared
If you help me with my bees, then I’ll pay you in honey
But if you teach me guitar, that’s worth much more than money
So I snuck up behind him when he thought he was alone
And I filmed his finger-action on my little mobile phone.

Send me, send me, send me the bill
You can teach me in the garden, you can teach me on the hill
You can teach me in the kitchen when you’re cookin up a meal
Just don’t forget for Gods sake send me the bill.

Always resort to trickery when you are in a pickle
It gets you what you want, by hook or crook or fiddle
You will get what you deserve however you connive
I finally got a lesson from my 64-wheel drive

Teach me, teach me, teach me guitar
You can teach me in the bathroom, you can teach me in the car
Come on, come on, come on give me a lesson
You know you really want to so just cut the discussion

Send me, send me, send me the bill
You can teach me in the garden, you can teach me on the hill
You can teach me in the kitchen when you’re cookin up a meal
Just don’t forget for God’s sake send me the bill.

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