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This is about the dangers that face us as we grow older....

lyrics

Technobabble November 2016
words & music: A. D. Ryan

Laying back watching telly G
When I got a call on the phone C G
I’m calling you from Microsoft G
There’s major hacking going on G D
You’ve got to discombobulate G
Or you security’s at stake C
So follow these steps one to eight G
It’s easy and it’s not too late! D

Press down on keys three and nine G
Next press enter, you’ll be fine C
Then register to pay online G
And your money will be mine! D G

Chorus

You’ve been scammed, you’ve been scammed C G
They bamboozle you with technobabble just because they can G D
When you agree, to pay the fee C G
It’s too late to back out, and you’re a muppet just like me. G D G

Fiddle solo, over verse

Now just don’t get me started
On the online dating scam
It’s perfect territory
For the predatory man.
He’ll tell you that he loves you
And he’s coming home to you
And then before you know it
He’s got all your money too

You thought that you could trust him
And he needed extra dosh
But when you sent it to him
He vanished in a flash.

Chorus

Once I was awarded
A major music award
I’d just sent them a video
It wasn’t very hard
They promised global coverage
They promised instant fame
All I had to do
Was sign up to their game

We would play in Tokyo
We would play in Rome
Everyone would love me
And I’d never be alone
Unleash me on the internet
And I will be your prize
Register your bank account
For another big surprise…..

Coz you’ve been scammed
Yeah you’ve been scammed….

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from The Professors of Logic Come of Age, released August 1, 2019
Anna: fiddle, vocals
Al:guitar
Wilf: bass
Sandie: percussion
Linda: accordion

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